i notice we are making jokes about straight people, excellent, how about this one, “i can date and marry the person i love without any threats or repercussions from society!” haha ! haha ! a favourite
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
*puts on my resume i have more followers than jesus did”
man i just wanna unzip niall’s pants and grab hold of his big, huge, thick wallet and pay for my college tuition
more antigravity dipper and wendy haha
OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT’S ADORABLE
pretty much antigravity au dipper in a nutshell
things that will instantly improve any movie:
- bickering scientists
how about bickering lesbian scientists that build robots to fight dragons
Pacific Rim was so close.
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself
i have a new response to coworkers that insist on commenting that i look tired.
hitting me with a star during Mario kart isn’t going to make your parents love you
u didn’t even try
heck yea I did